1.Buckingham Green
A child without an eye
Made her mother cry
Why ask why
She kept her child clean
On buckingham green
The children saw the eye
As a sign from god
Descending from the sky
It was alright to dream
Of buckingham green
Summon the queen
Spoke the child of eye
It's time to fly
Turning fire to steam
On buckingham green
2.Cold Blows The Wind(Traditional Chinese Spiritual)
Cold blows the wind over my true love
Cold blows the drops of rain
I never had but one true love
And in camville he was slain
I'll do as much for my true love as any young girl may
I'll sit and weep down by his grave for twelve month and one day
But when twelve months were come and gone
This young man he arose
What makes you weep down by my grave
I can't take my repose
One kiss, one kiss of your lily white lips -- one kiss is all i
crave
One kiss, one kiss of your lily white lips and return back to
your grave
My lips they are as cold as my clay
My breath is heavy and strong
If thou was to kiss my lily white lips
Thy days would not be long
Oh don't you remember the garden grove where we used to walk
Pluck the finest flower of them all, twill wither to a stalk
Go fetch me a nun from the dungeon deep
And water from a stone
And white milk from a maiden's breast,
That babe ere never known
Go dig me a grave both long, wide and deep as quickly as you may
I'll lie down in it and take one sleep for twelve month and one
day
Cold blows the wind over my true love
Cold blows the drops of rain
I never had but one true love
And in camville he was slain
I'll do as much for my true love as any young girl may
I'll sit and weep down by his grave for twelve month and one day
3.I'll Be Your Jonny On The Spot
I'll be your jonny on the spot, i'll be your jonny on the spot
My daddy died, left me all he's got, i'll be your jonny on the
spot
I get up early in the morn, i get up early in the morn
I slop the pigs, momma shucks the corn, i get up early in the
morn
I got a chevy with a mopar cam, i got a chevy with a mopar cam
I got a chevy with a-mopar-cam, i'll be your jonny on the spot
I'm goin' down, i'm goin' down, i'm goin' down, i'm goin' down
I'm goin' down, i'm goin' down, i'll be your jonny on the spot
4.I'm Dancing In The Show Tonight
i'm dancing in the show tonight
Are my ribbons tied？ is my hair in place？
Have i got a cute expression on my face？
Are my shoes all shined？
I try to keep in line when i'm dancing in the show tonight
Does my shuffle step really look so good？
Am i doing it the way you think i should？
Would it be amiss if i blew a kiss
When i'm dancing in the show tonight？
Showtime now is getting nearer and i'm getting scared
Wish i could see in the mirror if i'm all prepared
First you take a step then you point your toe
Hope i know it like i did a week ago
Am i standing straight？
I can hardly wait till i'm dancing in the show tonight
Showtime now is getting nearer and i'm getting scared
Wish i could see in the mirror if i'm all prepared
First you take a step then you point your toe
Hope i know it like i did a week ago
Am i standing straight？
I can hardly wait till i'm dancing in the show tonight
5.It's Gonna Be (Alright)
Baby what have i done
Gone and left you, all alone
It's hard for me to sing this song
We've been together for so long
I think i know what my soul's got to say
And it won't hurt as bad, someday
It's gonna be alright, baby
It's gonna be alright, love
And if the mist ever lets the sun through
I'll just hope i did the right thing for me and you
Guess i'm ruled by my heart
Built a life and i tore it all apart
It's just not our time
But you'll find a new love, and you'll be fine
So many dark and lonely nights
But i believe someday i'll see the light
It's gonna be alright, baby
It's gonna be alright, love
And if the mist ever lets the sun through
I'll just hope i did the right thing for me and you
For me and you
6.Mutilated Lips
I lick my brain in silence
Rather squeeze my head instead
Midget man provoking violence
Listen not to what i said
I said please calm it down
Everything is turning brown
Mutilated lips give a kiss on the wrist
Of the worm like tips of tentacles expanding
In my mind, i'm fine, accepting only fresh brine
You can get another drop of this, yeah you wish...
Laughing lady living lover
Ooo you sassy frassy lassie
Find me the skull of haile sellase, i...
Give me shoes so i can tapsy
Tap all over this big world
Take my hand you ugly girl
7.Ocean Man
Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you
understand
Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip
Ocean man, the crust of a tan man embibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the
oberman
Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the
childlike man
Ocean man, the sequence of a life form braised in the sand,
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man, ocean man
Ocean man
Ocean man
8.Pink Eye(On My Leg)
Bark, uhhhh....
9.Polka Dot Tail
Did you ever see a whale with a polka dot tail
Did you ever seen a man with eight fingers on his hand
Did you have to dry your eye when you saw that puppy fly
Oh no, tell me it ain't so
Have you ever tried to shrink like a ice cube in the sink
Have you ever tried to see what lies hidden in the tree
Have you ever made a flan and squished it in your hand
Oh no, tell me it ain't so
Billy
Have you ever seen a whale with a polka dot tail
Did you ever seen a man with eight fingers on his hand
Did you have to dry your eye when you saw that puppy fly
Oh no, tell me it ain't so
Help me
10.She Wanted To Leave(＆Reprise)
Three men's all there were, three men out at sea
Three men came aboard my ship and took my true love from me
I couldn't believe
She wanted to leave -- she wanted to leave
I've loved you so long, since you were a child
I've cared for your every need, i've tried to make you smile
When all the while
You wanted to leave -- you wanted to leave
Go gather the guns, we'll blast them at sea
She begged for me not to shoot
For 'my true love is here with me,
And i've never loved thee,
And now i must leave, and now i must leave.'
So go fetch a bottle of rum dear friends
And fill up my glass to the rim
For i'm not the man, i used to be
Now i'm one of them
11.The Blarney Stone
Get off my ass you wee bitty fuck
If i pull out the claymore you're shit outta luck
Who's that girl, that pretty young thing
After i fuck her she'll get up and sing
Aye aye aye -- sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
Aye aye aye -- the blarney stone brings a tear to me eye
Down to the pub for a two shilling ale
The bread on the counter is going stale
If i don't get some fresh bread soon
Gonna punch you in your face and bark at the moon
Aye aye aye -- sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
Aye aye aye -- the blarney stone brings a tear to me eye
Ain't got no girl 'cuz i haven't the time
Got too many other things on me mind
Patty was nice she was pale and cute
But i threw her away like an old piece of fruit
Aye aye aye -- sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
Aye aye aye -- the blarney stone brings a tear to me eye
Got ooze in my pores my feet are all wet
Got mold in my ears but i ain't dead yet
Got stones in me bladder got a crack in me head
When patty starts cryin' this is what i said
Aye aye aye -- sharpen your boot, and bludgeon your eye
Aye aye aye -- the blarney stone brings a tear to me eye
12.The Golden Eel
Sitting alone in the den watching the eel
Help me find my way home watching the eel
Burrows it's head in the sand, daylight has come
There shall be rest in a while, daylight has come
I can not repeal the words of the golden eel
Who can explain all these thoughts racking my mind
An endless barrage of shit racking my mind
The eel offered his help i can't understand
Speaking it's truth from the bank now i can see
I can not repeal the words of the golden eel
I can not repeal the words of the golden eel
I can not repeal the words of the golden eel
I can not reveal the words of the golden eel
13.The Mollusk
Hey little boy, whatcha got there？
Kind sir it's a mollusk i've found
Did you find it in the sandy ground？
Does it emulate the ocean's sound？
Yes i found it on the ground
Emulating the ocean's sound
Bring forth the mollusk cast unto me
Let's be forever let forever be free
Hey little boy come walk with me
And bring your new found mollusk along
Does it speaketh of the trinity
Can it gaze at the sun with its wandering eye
Yes it speaks of the trinity
Casting light at the sun with its wandering eye
Bring forth the mollusk, cast unto me
Let's be forever let forever be free
You see there are three things that spur the mollusk from the
sand
The waking of all creatures that live on the land
And with just one faint glance, back into the sea
The mollusk lingers, with it's wandering eye
14.Waving My Dick In The Wind
I'm waving my dick in the wind, waving my dick in the wind
If it all goes right, i'll be in your arms tonight
But i'm waving my dick in the wind
I'm lost in the sauce once again, i'm lost in the sauce once
again
If i make it through the night, everything will be alright
But i'm lost in the sauce once again
It's been 97 days since i've laid my head beside you
And a million miles of highway in between
There's some red and blue lights that are shinin' right behind
me
And that pig's a pretty mean bastard
You should have seen old jimmy wilson dance
You should have seen old jimmy wilson dance
Give that boy a dime and you could a chance
To see old jimmy wilson dance
Dance jimmy
I'm doin' the best i can there, deaner
That's it
You know i can't really dance like i used to, i mean i try,
But i'm an old, old man now
I've got a real good feelin bout' old jimmy wilson
Sho' nuff' he's got what it takes
Do another number for me please won't ya jimmy
Cause you're a really good dancer
Ooh yeah, help me now
I'm waving my dick in the wind, waving my dick in the wind
If it all goes right, i'll be in your arms tonight
But i'm waving my dick in the wind
Waving my dick in the wind
Waving my dick in the wind
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